So I am not sure if this is the right place for this but I gotta tell you guys this. I was down in LA with my girlfriend acouple of months ago and while she was at work one day I figured I would be boyfriend of the year and clean the house while she was at work. Well while I was cleaning I loosened the pole for the curtain and so I could pull down on it and just take it down, the dumb cat jumped up and grabbed it and the rail fell on the cats head knocking it out. I then though I had killed the cat and it then raced through my mind, it was not "Oh god what am I gonna tell her" it was "Fuck where am I gonna bury this body" I know terrible. But! that cat was okay he was just KO'ED and he got up as I was getting the shovel and garbage bag (That was a joke calm down PETA)
