Those Old Screenshots We All Have...

... That kinda make us facepalm at ourselves, or just remember the good ole times. We all have some, so share them. Here's a few I found, back when I was having to re-learn how to play DayZ and was a complete noob in February:

Raiding NWAF with some of the guys, and Saib firing off just one bullet from his Mk 48 to create a distraction.....


After learning how to fly, I was so proud of myself to be able to successfully land on a gas station roof for the first time....


Or all the crazy Shepherd was doing, flying around the day of this screenshot, and how sketchy people were acting about him landing on this boat, was convinced the heli would blow up or worse - then relieved nothing happened, though still too scared to get out even though somebody did get out.


And now these days, I scare people simply by flying at altitudes of like 70-80, not even skimming the tops of trees. If only they saw what I did when I was alone in the heli, or knew it didn't have anything in it...

 

you can click on the picture box in the WYSIWYG and add the image url so it shows in the actual post.

 

Good old fashioned trolling in Elektro.

Way back when I started DayZ I had a zombie massacre, Saib is in the background.

 

You can tell by the grey hair.

 

Haha

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So, there's the time 8bit didn't notice the power lines in Elektro, and I bandaged at the lowest blood level I've ever survived...


Or my very first Osprey landing, very proud..


Sandy and his favorite gun..



Or the first time I found a satchel charge...




Got a bunch more at home that I never bothered to upload. Might start an album on here.

 

Might want to move this to the DayZ section since they're all screens from it.

 

I could do that, or I could make people click the links and generate traffic to my profile. Muahahahahaha.

@garler - If only I had saved the pictures of me with my AS50 on sniper hill... Good ole Elektro trolling indeed.

Not intended to be purely DayZ screens - might have to though at this rate....

 

Oh hey! A non DayZ screenie! Of Sandy getting embarrassed! I might have a few like that...

Time to scroll the page long time for lulz!

http://i804.photobucket.com/albums/yy321/prSupplice/6444341-3_zps74efa511.jpg
Thanks for the tags, Deadman!

http://i804.photobucket.com/albums/yy321/prSupplice/3845154-3_zps79fc0d9c.jpg
After a long break from Halo, snipers only game mode - beast mode: on.

http://i804.photobucket.com/albums/yy321/prSupplice/95386164-3_zps39a18a14.jpg
Come on Sandy, are you even trying?

http://i804.photobucket.com/albums/yy321/prSupplice/95386221-3_zpsbc03ff28.jpg
Ouch....

http://i804.photobucket.com/albums/yy321/prSupplice/95386220-3_zpsc03c9485.jpg
Not good enough, Gramps.

http://i804.photobucket.com/albums/yy321/prSupplice/95386165-3_zps6aa75e60.jpg
Who loses a 1v1 in CTF? It's always a draw....

http://i804.photobucket.com/albums/yy321/prSupplice/3018687-3_zpsb704dfc2.jpg
Dat KDR.

http://i804.photobucket.com/albums/yy321/prSupplice/95379955-3_zpsc27b43d2.jpg
Close, but no cigar.

Oh hey, it didn't make them all images even though I got the direct link. THANK GOD.

 

I see what you did there Cry, ok gentlemen commence in this thread.

 

I started missing APB... APB time... For some of these, captions are required - click the link.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=142695653
Not5 = Notoriety 5. You can be killed by everyone, even outside the mission, and they get money for it. On the other hand, you can kill anyone, even outside the mission. Was fun even if I only targeted the people that shot at me, and the scrubs on our team.


As impossible as it sounds, that car on it's side, was actually stuck there. We sat there watching it for a few before I bumped it on it's wheels.


Some scores now.. One of these guys had a GL if I recall correctly.


Hackusation time (with panty-shot!) This is how you know you're pro, btw.


These two guys we wrecked probably 5 times that day, badly. I tried embarrassing them further by correcting their spelling, I don't think they understood....

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=140975280
One of the guys in the screen above... Worth reading because LOL. I did sink a lot of money into this game, and them calling me Pay 2 Win is hilarious, when the first gun was same stats as F2P version, and the Nano was post-nerf when they did it. Should have bitched about the Scout, or my car, but nope.


I could swear this same person was some try-hard that tried using a shotgun on me at close range later on and I beat them with my sniper and kept accusing me of hacking. They were supposed to be good but really they sucked....

GRAND FINALE!

We would NOT have won this game if not for the dumbass thinking they could get the final kill by jumping off the parking garage behind us and shooting us in the back with a shotgun. This was a CLOSE game, two silvers against two golds, and I went gold for winning it. At the end, it was whoever got the last kill won, also a race against the clock or we lose. This is a third person shooter pal, knowing the enemy can flank me by jumping off the building, I will ALWAYS watch my back while my partner watches in front of us - you didn't surprise us, which is why you got 'quickscoped' as I shouted 'BEHIND - oh we win. oops.'

 

You're perving on your OWN character, jesus dude.

 

That panty-shot was an accident, actually. I was laughing so hard I couldn't hit the screenshot button and ended up smacking my mouse in some kind of awkward angle. I remember seeing the screen spaz around before noticing the screenshot was like that. Couldn't be assed to re-take it.

 

xD

 

lol

 

I was in the lead for most of this round - I just couldn't hold out until the end.

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Grog & Me tearin it up! YEWW!

And last but certainly not least - "ok guys, so long as Supplice doesn't win, it's all good"

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Oh Wow! I forgot about this game! This was SO MUCH FUN!

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I only won these matches because they kept going afk. 8BIT and SAIB are mean when they play this game - it's epic girly screaming funtimes!

 

Alright, you want some old screenshots? Here's me digging way back..